“Why Don’t We Live on an Asteroid?” Mug – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
(Yep. A real quote from a real kid under the age of 6.)
Some kids ask questions that make you laugh. Others ask questions that make you wonder if you’re raising a philosopher… or a space explorer.
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
This mug captures that exact moment—when your child, mid-toast or bath time, casually drops a cosmic question that leaves you staring into space. Featuring our original illustration of a mother goat turning back to her ever-curious little one, it’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection: real quotes from real kids who are too young to filter anything—and too brilliant not to share.
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon-style illustration in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with long-lasting ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Large, comfy handle for your morning stare-into-the-distance moment
Perfect For:
•Moms of the endlessly curious
•Mother’s Day gifts for the galaxy-brained among us
•Anyone who’s ever had to answer why we don’t, in fact, live on an asteroid
(Yep. A real quote from a real kid under the age of 6.)
Some kids ask questions that make you laugh. Others ask questions that make you wonder if you’re raising a philosopher… or a space explorer.
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
This mug captures that exact moment—when your child, mid-toast or bath time, casually drops a cosmic question that leaves you staring into space. Featuring our original illustration of a mother goat turning back to her ever-curious little one, it’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection: real quotes from real kids who are too young to filter anything—and too brilliant not to share.
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon-style illustration in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with long-lasting ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Large, comfy handle for your morning stare-into-the-distance moment
Perfect For:
•Moms of the endlessly curious
•Mother’s Day gifts for the galaxy-brained among us
•Anyone who’s ever had to answer why we don’t, in fact, live on an asteroid
(Yep. A real quote from a real kid under the age of 6.)
Some kids ask questions that make you laugh. Others ask questions that make you wonder if you’re raising a philosopher… or a space explorer.
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
This mug captures that exact moment—when your child, mid-toast or bath time, casually drops a cosmic question that leaves you staring into space. Featuring our original illustration of a mother goat turning back to her ever-curious little one, it’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection: real quotes from real kids who are too young to filter anything—and too brilliant not to share.
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon-style illustration in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with long-lasting ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Large, comfy handle for your morning stare-into-the-distance moment
Perfect For:
•Moms of the endlessly curious
•Mother’s Day gifts for the galaxy-brained among us
•Anyone who’s ever had to answer why we don’t, in fact, live on an asteroid
