"I'm not cute. I'm Dangerous." Tee. Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Said every toddler in sparkly boots—or every mom who’s had just about enough for one day.
This hilarious tee is the ultimate Mother’s Day gift for the woman who’s sweet but fierce, gentle but strong, and cute… but only when she wants to be. Whether she’s raising little spitfires or survived the journey already, this shirt says it all.
Crafted from 100% U.S. cotton and made with ethical care, it’s as soft and tough as Mom herself.
🎁 Want to go all out? Bundle it with the matching mug for a Mother’s Day duo that’s funny, thoughtful, and totally unforgettable.
Details:
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100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton – soft and breathable
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Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
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Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – great year-round
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Designed with love (and laughter) on a real-life homestead
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Said every toddler in sparkly boots—or every mom who’s had just about enough for one day.
This hilarious tee is the ultimate Mother’s Day gift for the woman who’s sweet but fierce, gentle but strong, and cute… but only when she wants to be. Whether she’s raising little spitfires or survived the journey already, this shirt says it all.
Crafted from 100% U.S. cotton and made with ethical care, it’s as soft and tough as Mom herself.
🎁 Want to go all out? Bundle it with the matching mug for a Mother’s Day duo that’s funny, thoughtful, and totally unforgettable.
Details:
-
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton – soft and breathable
-
Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
-
Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – great year-round
-
Designed with love (and laughter) on a real-life homestead
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Said every toddler in sparkly boots—or every mom who’s had just about enough for one day.
This hilarious tee is the ultimate Mother’s Day gift for the woman who’s sweet but fierce, gentle but strong, and cute… but only when she wants to be. Whether she’s raising little spitfires or survived the journey already, this shirt says it all.
Crafted from 100% U.S. cotton and made with ethical care, it’s as soft and tough as Mom herself.
🎁 Want to go all out? Bundle it with the matching mug for a Mother’s Day duo that’s funny, thoughtful, and totally unforgettable.
Details:
-
100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton – soft and breathable
-
Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
-
Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – great year-round
-
Designed with love (and laughter) on a real-life homestead
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
