Mother’s Day Tee – “Did the Doctor Pull Me Out Quickly So Your Bones Didn’t Fall Out?”
“Mommy, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it really quickly so your bones didn’t fall out?”
Their grasp on reality may be questionable, but their imagination? Off the charts.
This tee captures one of those moments only a mom would hear—tender, bizarre, and laugh-out-loud funny. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, it’s a sweet and silly tribute to motherhood’s most unexpected conversations.
It makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift for the moms and grandmas who’ve heard every wild theory, hugged through every “wait, what?” moment, and still managed to keep all their bones intact.
🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that’s heartfelt, hilarious, and totally original.
Features:
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100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically made
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Medium-weight (6.0 oz) – perfect for layering or lounging
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Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
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Ethically produced – no child labor, just child logic
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Designed with love by a real-life homesteading family that collects these quotes like treasure
“Mommy, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it really quickly so your bones didn’t fall out?”
Their grasp on reality may be questionable, but their imagination? Off the charts.
This tee captures one of those moments only a mom would hear—tender, bizarre, and laugh-out-loud funny. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, it’s a sweet and silly tribute to motherhood’s most unexpected conversations.
It makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift for the moms and grandmas who’ve heard every wild theory, hugged through every “wait, what?” moment, and still managed to keep all their bones intact.
🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that’s heartfelt, hilarious, and totally original.
Features:
-
100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically made
-
Medium-weight (6.0 oz) – perfect for layering or lounging
-
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
-
Ethically produced – no child labor, just child logic
-
Designed with love by a real-life homesteading family that collects these quotes like treasure
“Mommy, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it really quickly so your bones didn’t fall out?”
Their grasp on reality may be questionable, but their imagination? Off the charts.
This tee captures one of those moments only a mom would hear—tender, bizarre, and laugh-out-loud funny. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, it’s a sweet and silly tribute to motherhood’s most unexpected conversations.
It makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift for the moms and grandmas who’ve heard every wild theory, hugged through every “wait, what?” moment, and still managed to keep all their bones intact.
🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that’s heartfelt, hilarious, and totally original.
Features:
-
100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically made
-
Medium-weight (6.0 oz) – perfect for layering or lounging
-
Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neck
-
Ethically produced – no child labor, just child logic
-
Designed with love by a real-life homesteading family that collects these quotes like treasure
