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Farm & Faith Store “What’s Growing in Your Bottom?” Mug – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
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“What’s Growing in Your Bottom?” Mug – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection

$9.37

Every parent knows that moment—the one where your sweet, curious child asks a question so wild, so perfectly innocent, and so completely unfiltered that all you can do is laugh (and maybe leave the room). This mug captures one of those unforgettable gems:

 

“If you’ve got a baby growing in your tummy… what’s growing in your bottom?”

 

Featuring a hand-illustrated mother goat looking back at her inquisitive little one, this design is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just-because-you-survived-it gifting.

 

It’s funny, it’s real, and it’s guaranteed to bring a smile—especially to the tired mom sipping her (cold) coffee between diaper changes and snack refills.

 

 

Product Features:

•Bright, colorful cartoon design printed on classic white ceramic

•Durable ORCA coating for long-lasting vibrancy

•Dishwasher and microwave safe

•Large, easy-grip handle

•Holds 11 oz or 15 oz of whatever you need to survive the day

 

 

Perfect For:

•Mother’s Day gifts with real mom energy

•Baby shower giggles

•Anyone who’s heard the wild things kids say and lived to laugh about it

 

 

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Every parent knows that moment—the one where your sweet, curious child asks a question so wild, so perfectly innocent, and so completely unfiltered that all you can do is laugh (and maybe leave the room). This mug captures one of those unforgettable gems:

 

“If you’ve got a baby growing in your tummy… what’s growing in your bottom?”

 

Featuring a hand-illustrated mother goat looking back at her inquisitive little one, this design is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just-because-you-survived-it gifting.

 

It’s funny, it’s real, and it’s guaranteed to bring a smile—especially to the tired mom sipping her (cold) coffee between diaper changes and snack refills.

 

 

Product Features:

•Bright, colorful cartoon design printed on classic white ceramic

•Durable ORCA coating for long-lasting vibrancy

•Dishwasher and microwave safe

•Large, easy-grip handle

•Holds 11 oz or 15 oz of whatever you need to survive the day

 

 

Perfect For:

•Mother’s Day gifts with real mom energy

•Baby shower giggles

•Anyone who’s heard the wild things kids say and lived to laugh about it

 

 

Every parent knows that moment—the one where your sweet, curious child asks a question so wild, so perfectly innocent, and so completely unfiltered that all you can do is laugh (and maybe leave the room). This mug captures one of those unforgettable gems:

 

“If you’ve got a baby growing in your tummy… what’s growing in your bottom?”

 

Featuring a hand-illustrated mother goat looking back at her inquisitive little one, this design is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just-because-you-survived-it gifting.

 

It’s funny, it’s real, and it’s guaranteed to bring a smile—especially to the tired mom sipping her (cold) coffee between diaper changes and snack refills.

 

 

Product Features:

•Bright, colorful cartoon design printed on classic white ceramic

•Durable ORCA coating for long-lasting vibrancy

•Dishwasher and microwave safe

•Large, easy-grip handle

•Holds 11 oz or 15 oz of whatever you need to survive the day

 

 

Perfect For:

•Mother’s Day gifts with real mom energy

•Baby shower giggles

•Anyone who’s heard the wild things kids say and lived to laugh about it

 

 

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