"Did you know that ants taste like bananas?" Tee Shirt—Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
“Did you know ants taste like bananas?”
Yes, he really said that. Out of nowhere. At lunch. We’re not asking follow-up questions.
This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we capture the wild, weird, and wonderful things kids actually say—because motherhood is full of surprises, and laughter is the best kind of therapy.
Soft, sturdy, and full of personality, it makes a perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to expect the unexpected (especially when raising boys).
🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that’s part funny, part sweet, and 100% unforgettable.
Features:
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Made with 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced
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Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – not too light, not too heavy
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Classic unisex fit with a comfy crew neckline
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Printed with love by our homesteading family who’s heard it all
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No child labor – because the only kids involved here are the ones saying the weird stuff
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
“Did you know ants taste like bananas?”
Yes, he really said that. Out of nowhere. At lunch. We’re not asking follow-up questions.
This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we capture the wild, weird, and wonderful things kids actually say—because motherhood is full of surprises, and laughter is the best kind of therapy.
Soft, sturdy, and full of personality, it makes a perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to expect the unexpected (especially when raising boys).
🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that’s part funny, part sweet, and 100% unforgettable.
Features:
-
Made with 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced
-
Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – not too light, not too heavy
-
Classic unisex fit with a comfy crew neckline
-
Printed with love by our homesteading family who’s heard it all
-
No child labor – because the only kids involved here are the ones saying the weird stuff
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
“Did you know ants taste like bananas?”
Yes, he really said that. Out of nowhere. At lunch. We’re not asking follow-up questions.
This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we capture the wild, weird, and wonderful things kids actually say—because motherhood is full of surprises, and laughter is the best kind of therapy.
Soft, sturdy, and full of personality, it makes a perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to expect the unexpected (especially when raising boys).
🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that’s part funny, part sweet, and 100% unforgettable.
Features:
-
Made with 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced
-
Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – not too light, not too heavy
-
Classic unisex fit with a comfy crew neckline
-
Printed with love by our homesteading family who’s heard it all
-
No child labor – because the only kids involved here are the ones saying the weird stuff
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 |
