“So Your Bones Didn’t Fall Out?” Mug – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
(Real quote. Real kid. Real concern for Mom’s bone integrity.)
There’s sweet. There’s silly. And then there’s a five-year-old seriously concerned about the structural consequences of childbirth.
“Mom, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it real fast so your bones didn’t fall out?”
This unforgettable gem is printed alongside our original mother goat illustration—glancing over her shoulder at her baby, who’s clearly just said something. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection, this mug captures one of those laugh-till-you-snort moments every mom has faced… usually before 7am, and usually while pouring coffee.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat-and-kid cartoon in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe (even if your bones are tired)
•Comfortable handle for the “don’t make me spill this” grip
Perfect For:
•Moms with a sense of humor and a strong pelvic floor
•Mother’s Day gifts for seasoned mamas and new ones alike
•Anyone who survived childbirth—and now answers questions like this for fun
(Real quote. Real kid. Real concern for Mom’s bone integrity.)
There’s sweet. There’s silly. And then there’s a five-year-old seriously concerned about the structural consequences of childbirth.
“Mom, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it real fast so your bones didn’t fall out?”
This unforgettable gem is printed alongside our original mother goat illustration—glancing over her shoulder at her baby, who’s clearly just said something. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection, this mug captures one of those laugh-till-you-snort moments every mom has faced… usually before 7am, and usually while pouring coffee.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat-and-kid cartoon in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe (even if your bones are tired)
•Comfortable handle for the “don’t make me spill this” grip
Perfect For:
•Moms with a sense of humor and a strong pelvic floor
•Mother’s Day gifts for seasoned mamas and new ones alike
•Anyone who survived childbirth—and now answers questions like this for fun
(Real quote. Real kid. Real concern for Mom’s bone integrity.)
There’s sweet. There’s silly. And then there’s a five-year-old seriously concerned about the structural consequences of childbirth.
“Mom, when I was in your tummy and the doctor pulled me out, did he do it real fast so your bones didn’t fall out?”
This unforgettable gem is printed alongside our original mother goat illustration—glancing over her shoulder at her baby, who’s clearly just said something. Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection, this mug captures one of those laugh-till-you-snort moments every mom has faced… usually before 7am, and usually while pouring coffee.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat-and-kid cartoon in calming blues and white
•High-quality ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe (even if your bones are tired)
•Comfortable handle for the “don’t make me spill this” grip
Perfect For:
•Moms with a sense of humor and a strong pelvic floor
•Mother’s Day gifts for seasoned mamas and new ones alike
•Anyone who survived childbirth—and now answers questions like this for fun
