“Why Don’t We Live on an Asteroid?” T-Shirt Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
Real quote. Real kid. Big space energy.
Some kids want to be astronauts. Some kids already are—in their minds. This t-shirt captures the wonder and wide-eyed logic of a child who just needs to know:
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
Featuring our original cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her out-of-this-world kid, this tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real quotes from real kids under 6, screen-printed on ethically made, USA-grown cotton. It’s a wearable tribute to childhood curiosity, everyday stargazing, and the endless brilliance of tiny thinkers.
Product Details:
•White only – clean, classic, and crisp
•Unisex fit with crew neckline and all-season comfort
•Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) fabric – durable but soft
•Made from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically harvested
•Gildan brand – a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
•Safe for machine wash & dry
Perfect For:
•Moms and dads of future astronauts
•Mother’s Day or birthday gifts with a cosmic twist
•Teachers, stargazers, and everyone who’s ever pondered the big “what ifs”
Real quote. Real kid. Big space energy.
Some kids want to be astronauts. Some kids already are—in their minds. This t-shirt captures the wonder and wide-eyed logic of a child who just needs to know:
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
Featuring our original cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her out-of-this-world kid, this tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real quotes from real kids under 6, screen-printed on ethically made, USA-grown cotton. It’s a wearable tribute to childhood curiosity, everyday stargazing, and the endless brilliance of tiny thinkers.
Product Details:
•White only – clean, classic, and crisp
•Unisex fit with crew neckline and all-season comfort
•Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) fabric – durable but soft
•Made from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically harvested
•Gildan brand – a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
•Safe for machine wash & dry
Perfect For:
•Moms and dads of future astronauts
•Mother’s Day or birthday gifts with a cosmic twist
•Teachers, stargazers, and everyone who’s ever pondered the big “what ifs”
Real quote. Real kid. Big space energy.
Some kids want to be astronauts. Some kids already are—in their minds. This t-shirt captures the wonder and wide-eyed logic of a child who just needs to know:
“Why don’t we live on an asteroid?”
Featuring our original cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her out-of-this-world kid, this tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real quotes from real kids under 6, screen-printed on ethically made, USA-grown cotton. It’s a wearable tribute to childhood curiosity, everyday stargazing, and the endless brilliance of tiny thinkers.
Product Details:
•White only – clean, classic, and crisp
•Unisex fit with crew neckline and all-season comfort
•Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) fabric – durable but soft
•Made from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically harvested
•Gildan brand – a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
•Safe for machine wash & dry
Perfect For:
•Moms and dads of future astronauts
•Mother’s Day or birthday gifts with a cosmic twist
•Teachers, stargazers, and everyone who’s ever pondered the big “what ifs”
