“After My Wedding, I Think I’ll Just Come Home and Eat a Hot Dog” Mug- Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection**
(Because nothing says happily ever after like a snack and a nap.)
Some kids have their whole future figured out. Dresses, flowers, vows—and then? A hot dog. Obviously.
“After my wedding, I think I’ll just come home and eat a hot dog.”
This hilarious and oddly practical quote is printed alongside our signature cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her starry-eyed little one, mid-revelation. It’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series, where we capture real quotes from real kids (most under 6) and turn them into mugs that moms, grandmas, and snack-loving brides will treasure forever.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat cartoon in soft blues and whites
•Premium ceramic mug with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Big comfy handle—perfect for sipping while wedding planning or hot dog eating
Perfect For:
•Moms of miniature wedding planners
•Mother’s Day with a side of mustard
•Anyone who knows that love is grand, but lunch is non-negotiable
(Because nothing says happily ever after like a snack and a nap.)
Some kids have their whole future figured out. Dresses, flowers, vows—and then? A hot dog. Obviously.
“After my wedding, I think I’ll just come home and eat a hot dog.”
This hilarious and oddly practical quote is printed alongside our signature cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her starry-eyed little one, mid-revelation. It’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series, where we capture real quotes from real kids (most under 6) and turn them into mugs that moms, grandmas, and snack-loving brides will treasure forever.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat cartoon in soft blues and whites
•Premium ceramic mug with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Big comfy handle—perfect for sipping while wedding planning or hot dog eating
Perfect For:
•Moms of miniature wedding planners
•Mother’s Day with a side of mustard
•Anyone who knows that love is grand, but lunch is non-negotiable
(Because nothing says happily ever after like a snack and a nap.)
Some kids have their whole future figured out. Dresses, flowers, vows—and then? A hot dog. Obviously.
“After my wedding, I think I’ll just come home and eat a hot dog.”
This hilarious and oddly practical quote is printed alongside our signature cartoon illustration of a mother goat and her starry-eyed little one, mid-revelation. It’s part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things series, where we capture real quotes from real kids (most under 6) and turn them into mugs that moms, grandmas, and snack-loving brides will treasure forever.
Product Features:
•Adorable goat cartoon in soft blues and whites
•Premium ceramic mug with durable ORCA coating
•Microwave and dishwasher safe
•Big comfy handle—perfect for sipping while wedding planning or hot dog eating
Perfect For:
•Moms of miniature wedding planners
•Mother’s Day with a side of mustard
•Anyone who knows that love is grand, but lunch is non-negotiable
