“Accident Prevention Expert” Tee – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)
Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:
“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”
Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.
Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.
Product Features:
•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee
•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design
•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit
•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks
•Safe for machine wash and dry
Perfect For:
•Moms of proud little problem-causers
•Mother’s Day with extra mischief
•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)
Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:
“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”
Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.
Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.
Product Features:
•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee
•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design
•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit
•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks
•Safe for machine wash and dry
Perfect For:
•Moms of proud little problem-causers
•Mother’s Day with extra mischief
•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)
Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:
“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”
Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.
Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.
Product Features:
•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee
•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design
•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit
•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks
•Safe for machine wash and dry
Perfect For:
•Moms of proud little problem-causers
•Mother’s Day with extra mischief
•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |