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Farm & Faith Store “Accident Prevention Expert” Tee – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
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“Accident Prevention Expert” Tee – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection

from $20.43
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Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in15.6217.3718.7520.0021.5022.8724.2525.50

(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)

 

Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:

 

“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”

 

Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.

 

Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.

 

 

Product Features:

•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee

•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design

•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit

•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks

•Safe for machine wash and dry

 

 

Perfect For:

•Moms of proud little problem-causers

•Mother’s Day with extra mischief

•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”

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Size:
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 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in15.6217.3718.7520.0021.5022.8724.2525.50

(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)

 

Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:

 

“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”

 

Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.

 

Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.

 

 

Product Features:

•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee

•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design

•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit

•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks

•Safe for machine wash and dry

 

 

Perfect For:

•Moms of proud little problem-causers

•Mother’s Day with extra mischief

•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in15.6217.3718.7520.0021.5022.8724.2525.50

(A real quote from a real child who’s clearly been reflecting on their life choices.)

 

Some kids are agents of chaos—and they know it. This tee features one such pint-sized philosopher who proudly explained:

 

“I’m good at causing problems. So I’m kind of like an accident prevention expert.”

 

Printed alongside your charming mother goat glancing back at her mischief-maker, this shirt is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—real, hilarious, and wonderfully wise quotes from children under 6.

 

Made with 100% US-grown cotton, this classic white unisex tee is soft, durable, and ready for whatever “expert-level” trouble your little ones dream up next.

 

 

Product Features:

•Ethically sourced, medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) Gildan cotton tee

•White only – perfect canvas for your blue and white cartoon design

•Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit

•Printed with durable, long-lasting inks

•Safe for machine wash and dry

 

 

Perfect For:

•Moms of proud little problem-causers

•Mother’s Day with extra mischief

•Anyone who’s ever cleaned up a mess and thought, “At least they’re learning…”

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