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Farm & Faith Store “Boarding school is where you learn to be bored.” - Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
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“Boarding school is where you learn to be bored.” - Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection

from $14.08

“Boarding school is where you learn to be bored.”

Well, technically he’s not wrong…

This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we honor the wild and hilarious things that come out of kids’ mouths—and remind moms that laughter really is part of the job description.

Perfect for Mother’s Day, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed to make her smile (especially if she’s been through a few “how do you even think of these things?” moments herself). Whether she’s still in the thick of raising littles or just fondly remembering the chaos, this gift says it all.

🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that celebrates the joy, wonder, and complete randomness of motherhood.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Medium-weight (6.0 oz) for all-season comfort

  • Classic unisex fit with a relaxed crew neck

  • No child labor – but plenty of child logic

  • Designed on a real-life homestead where kids keep us laughing daily

 

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“Boarding school is where you learn to be bored.”

Well, technically he’s not wrong…

This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we honor the wild and hilarious things that come out of kids’ mouths—and remind moms that laughter really is part of the job description.

Perfect for Mother’s Day, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed to make her smile (especially if she’s been through a few “how do you even think of these things?” moments herself). Whether she’s still in the thick of raising littles or just fondly remembering the chaos, this gift says it all.

🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that celebrates the joy, wonder, and complete randomness of motherhood.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Medium-weight (6.0 oz) for all-season comfort

  • Classic unisex fit with a relaxed crew neck

  • No child labor – but plenty of child logic

  • Designed on a real-life homestead where kids keep us laughing daily

 

“Boarding school is where you learn to be bored.”

Well, technically he’s not wrong…

This tee is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, where we honor the wild and hilarious things that come out of kids’ mouths—and remind moms that laughter really is part of the job description.

Perfect for Mother’s Day, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed to make her smile (especially if she’s been through a few “how do you even think of these things?” moments herself). Whether she’s still in the thick of raising littles or just fondly remembering the chaos, this gift says it all.

🎁 Pair it with the matching mug for a gift that celebrates the joy, wonder, and complete randomness of motherhood.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Medium-weight (6.0 oz) for all-season comfort

  • Classic unisex fit with a relaxed crew neck

  • No child labor – but plenty of child logic

  • Designed on a real-life homestead where kids keep us laughing daily

 

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