“I’m Not Cute. I’m Dangerous.” Mug – Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection
(Yes, a real quote from a real child under 6.)
Some kids just have that fire. That bold, brave, “don’t let the chubby cheeks fool you” energy. This mug captures one of our favorite unfiltered declarations:
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Paired with our original illustration of a mother goat lovingly glancing back at her fearless little fluffball, this mug is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—a series of real quotes from real kids (yes, these were all actually said out loud), most under the age of 6.
It’s the perfect gift for the moms, grandmas, aunties, and teachers who’ve met a few “dangerous” cuties in their day—and lived to tell the tale (and maybe clean up the mess).
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon artwork in blues and white with bold personality
•Printed on white ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Dishwasher + microwave safe
•Large, easy-grip handle for tired grown-up hands
Perfect For:
•Moms raising spicy little humans
•Funny Mother’s Day or birthday gifts
•Anyone who knows parenting is equal parts heartwarming and hilarious
(Yes, a real quote from a real child under 6.)
Some kids just have that fire. That bold, brave, “don’t let the chubby cheeks fool you” energy. This mug captures one of our favorite unfiltered declarations:
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Paired with our original illustration of a mother goat lovingly glancing back at her fearless little fluffball, this mug is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—a series of real quotes from real kids (yes, these were all actually said out loud), most under the age of 6.
It’s the perfect gift for the moms, grandmas, aunties, and teachers who’ve met a few “dangerous” cuties in their day—and lived to tell the tale (and maybe clean up the mess).
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon artwork in blues and white with bold personality
•Printed on white ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Dishwasher + microwave safe
•Large, easy-grip handle for tired grown-up hands
Perfect For:
•Moms raising spicy little humans
•Funny Mother’s Day or birthday gifts
•Anyone who knows parenting is equal parts heartwarming and hilarious
(Yes, a real quote from a real child under 6.)
Some kids just have that fire. That bold, brave, “don’t let the chubby cheeks fool you” energy. This mug captures one of our favorite unfiltered declarations:
“I’m not cute. I’m dangerous.”
Paired with our original illustration of a mother goat lovingly glancing back at her fearless little fluffball, this mug is part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things collection—a series of real quotes from real kids (yes, these were all actually said out loud), most under the age of 6.
It’s the perfect gift for the moms, grandmas, aunties, and teachers who’ve met a few “dangerous” cuties in their day—and lived to tell the tale (and maybe clean up the mess).
Product Features:
•Soft cartoon artwork in blues and white with bold personality
•Printed on white ceramic with durable ORCA coating
•Dishwasher + microwave safe
•Large, easy-grip handle for tired grown-up hands
Perfect For:
•Moms raising spicy little humans
•Funny Mother’s Day or birthday gifts
•Anyone who knows parenting is equal parts heartwarming and hilarious
