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Farm & Faith Store I’m trying not to wander into other parts of my brain Mother's Day Tee Shirt
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I’m trying not to wander into other parts of my brain Mother's Day Tee Shirt

from $14.08

“I can’t answer that. I’m trying not to wander into other parts of my brain right now.”

Possibly the most creative avoidance strategy ever—and honestly, haven’t we all been there?

 

Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, this tee captures the magical logic of childhood (and the mental gymnastics moms witness daily). It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to just smile, nod, and wonder what on earth is going on in there.

 

Soft, breathable, and ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton, this shirt is a funny, heartfelt reminder that motherhood comes with moments you truly can’t make up.

 

🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that will keep her laughing—and nodding knowingly—for years to come.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced

  • Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – comfy year-round

  • Classic unisex fit with an easy crew neckline

  • Printed by our homesteading family where random kid quotes happen daily

  • No child labor – but plenty of child wisdom

 

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“I can’t answer that. I’m trying not to wander into other parts of my brain right now.”

Possibly the most creative avoidance strategy ever—and honestly, haven’t we all been there?

 

Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, this tee captures the magical logic of childhood (and the mental gymnastics moms witness daily). It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to just smile, nod, and wonder what on earth is going on in there.

 

Soft, breathable, and ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton, this shirt is a funny, heartfelt reminder that motherhood comes with moments you truly can’t make up.

 

🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that will keep her laughing—and nodding knowingly—for years to come.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced

  • Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – comfy year-round

  • Classic unisex fit with an easy crew neckline

  • Printed by our homesteading family where random kid quotes happen daily

  • No child labor – but plenty of child wisdom

 

“I can’t answer that. I’m trying not to wander into other parts of my brain right now.”

Possibly the most creative avoidance strategy ever—and honestly, haven’t we all been there?

 

Part of our Kids Say the Darndest Things Collection, this tee captures the magical logic of childhood (and the mental gymnastics moms witness daily). It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift for moms, grandmas, and aunties who’ve learned to just smile, nod, and wonder what on earth is going on in there.

 

Soft, breathable, and ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton, this shirt is a funny, heartfelt reminder that motherhood comes with moments you truly can’t make up.

 

🎁 Bundle it with the matching mug for a gift that will keep her laughing—and nodding knowingly—for years to come.

 

Features:

 

  • 100% U.S.-grown cotton – soft, breathable, and ethically produced

  • Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz) – comfy year-round

  • Classic unisex fit with an easy crew neckline

  • Printed by our homesteading family where random kid quotes happen daily

  • No child labor – but plenty of child wisdom

 

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